Convo with Zoe after my phone stops holding my texts hostage
Me: All day I was like :-( I guess you’re having a blast. Fucking bullshit! And yes, I get sad when you’re happy lol. Just kidding. I really missed you
Zoe: Lmfaooo!!! This was perfect!!! I missed you too! I was like this bitch ain’t texting me. She’s probably dead from puking and is probably by a toilet all lifeless
Oh Zoe :-) this is why you’re my pengyou forevers!